A Day in the Life of Liz.

guy:

being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body

neonxwhales:

mediclopedia:

Some of the ways our organs communicate with each other… This is scientifically correct.

When I check my grades second semester senior year

lolsomeone-actually:

Is that zayn

bagmilk:

when your waiter comes out with food but it’s for another table

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laugh-addict:

MY FAVORITE POST

PLEASE TELL ME THAT PEOPLE IN BRITAIN ACTUALLY CALL THE USA “THE COLONIES”

Nah, it’s what we call the rest of the world, because most of the time, it’s accurate.

usualy when we say america it’s followed by a sigh and an eyebrow roll

an eyebrow roll